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turtleman941
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:06 pm    Post subject: yo momma jokes Reply with quote

any one have a good yo momma joke Question
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turtleman941
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

u know like yo momma so clumsey she tripped on a cordless phone
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yo mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
Yo mama's so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.
Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.
Yo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses.
Yo mama's so fat that she has TB... two bellies.
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ali ss
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yo mama's ass is so big that when she sets she's 3 feet taller
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yo mama's ass is so big that when she sets she's 3 feet taller
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turtleman941
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nice
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reptileman
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 7:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We've had problems with jokes in the past. Well, I have had problems with jokes and this site before. I'm not going to post any.
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turtleman941
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ok
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turtleman1
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dousnt this vialate the rules wit the cusing
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turtle_grl77
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In my opinion you kind of asked for it asking if anyone knows any yo momma jokes, dont complain.
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turtleman1
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i didnt start the topic...
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turtle_grl77
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

True someone asked for it.
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turtleman1
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

true but u said dont complain and that was pointed to me.
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