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Kimmy · Level 2 Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 36

Here are the jokes (they\'re corny, but hey, who\'s counting?):

Hippie:what holds up your leggie

Cheerios:Donut seeds

Circle:A line that meets it\'s other end \'in secret\'

Chashew:The way nuts sneeze

Atom:Eve\'s husband

Autobiography:A book about a car

Commentater:An everyday potato

Horse doctor:A doctor with a sore throat

Pineapple:The fruit of a pine tree

Jenny: My uncle just bought a farm that is a mile long and an inch wide.
Winston:What did he think he could grow in that?
Jenny:Spaghetti, I guess.

A Christian man was sitting on his roof during a flood. A kind man in a row boat paddled up to him an called, \"Hey! Do you want a ride to safety?\" \"Oh no\", the man on his roof replied,\"I asked God to help me, I\'ll be fine.\" So the man in the row boat went away. The water by now had risen the the eves of the house. Soon, a rescue helicopter hovered above the house. \"Hey! Do you want a ride out of here? I can take you to safety!\" But the man on his roof replied,\"Oh,no. I\'ll be fine. I prayed to God for help, he will save me.\" So the rescue helicopter flew away. Finally, a woman in her motor boat came up to the man. By now, the water was wetting the man on his roof\'s shoes. \"Hey! You need to get out of here. Come on, get in my boat and I will take you to safety!\" The woman called. \"No no, I\'m fine!\" the man called,\"I prayed to God, and he will save me.\" So the woman and her boat left. The water went on rising, and soon the man was drowned. When he was in heaven he went to God and asked,\"God, after I was so faithful to you, why didn\'t you save me?\" He answered,\"I sent you a rowboat, a helicopter, AND a motor boat, what else could I do?!\"

Three construction workers sat down on a skyscraper they were helping to build for lunch. One was Mexican, one Italian, and the other American. The Mexican man opened up his lunch and said,\"Burrito!!! If I ever get a burrito in my lunch again I will jump off this building!\" The Italian man said,\"Spaghetti!!! If I ever get spaghetti in my lunch again I will jump off this building!\" The American man said,\"Peanut butter and jelly!!! If I ever get PB&J again I will jump off this building!\" The next afternoon the men sat down again for lunch. The Mexican man opened his lunch,\"Burrito!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh\" SPLAT! The Italian man opened his lunch,\"Spaghetti!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!\" SPLAT! The American opened his lunch,\"PB&J!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!\" SPLAT! At the funnerel the Mexican\'s wife and the Italian\'s wife cried,\"If only we knew they didn\'t want Burritos and Spaghetti!\" Then they looked at the American\'s wife. \"Well, don\'t look at me, he made his own lunch.\"

Well, that is all for now. Don\'t be shy to add your own jokes!

-Kim

reptileman · Level 4 Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1174

these jokes are racist but they\'re hilarious! here we go:
what do you call a bunch of water running down a slide?- a mudslide
what do you call a bunch of vegetables sliding down a mountain?-an avalanche
this is the funny part
what do you call a bunch of blacks running down a mountain?-a jailbreak!

here\'s another:

4 men are on a plane. 1 mexican 1 chinese 1 white 1 black. The mexican jumped off the plane and said \"this is for my people\". The chinese man jumped off the plane and you could barely understand him when he said \"this is for my people\" Then the black guy grabbed the white guy, threw him off the plane and said \"that was for my people!\"
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Kimmy · Level 2 Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 36

Those are really funny, Reptileman!!!

P.S. The place where there is a smiley face by the Cherrios thing was supposed to say, \'Donut Seeds\'. Very Happy

-Kim

reptileman · Level 4 Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1174

Its a talent. xVBBB Girlx has poems, slidersroc has pics, I have jokes! And a lot of them too! I\'m glad you liked my jokes.
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Kimmy · Level 2 Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 36

If you have a lot more jokes then post them! I love a good laugh (or a dumb one!)!

-Kim

reptileman · Level 4 Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1174

some of my jokes are quite dirty but are the funniest ones I have. How old are you?
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Kimmy · Level 2 Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 36

My age is my buisness, Thank you Very Much!

reptileman · Level 4 Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1174

c\'mon! tell me!
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Kimmy · Level 2 Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 36

No way!!! I\'d like to kept my dignety, thank you!

-Kim

Kimmy · Level 2 Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 36

Hey reptileman, have you checked out my new post, \'Cool stuff your pets have done\'? It\'s cool!

-Kim

reptileman · Level 4 Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1174

I\'ll take a look but I\'d like to know your age. I won\'t post any more of my jokes if you don\'t tell me!
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Kimmy · Level 2 Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 36

For your imformation, I am the most stuborn person that I know, so don\'t try to tell me what to do!!

-Kim

Kimmy · Level 2 Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 36

Do you have to write,\' Its a turtle, and aligator, what ever, every single time you post something?!

-Kim

Kimmy · Level 2 Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 36

I\'ll make a deal with you. If you tell me your age I won\'t tell you mine.

-Kim

Kimmy · Level 2 Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 36

reptileman · Level 4 Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1174

Deal!
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reptileman · Level 4 Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1174

I don\'t type that, its my signature. It appears on the bottom of all my posts.
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Kimmy · Level 2 Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 36

Reptileman, how do you make a signature?

Kimmy · Level 2 Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 36

You said,\'Deal\' right? So, how old are you?

-Kim

reptileman · Level 4 Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1174

go to your profile, scroll down to where it says signature and type what you want to see in all of your posts. look, I changed mine. my age? 15
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reptileman · Level 4 Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1174

your age, please? Smile

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Kimmy · Level 2 Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 36

I am sorry, my young 15 year old, but you must have read the message wrong. It say,\' I\'ll make a deal with you, if you tell me your age I WON\'T tell you mine.\'

-Kim

Trailrider · Level 4 Joined: 28 Aug 2004 Posts: 865

I just want you to know reptileman that i reregistered myself as Trailrider and I now have my very own signature!

-Kim
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-Kimmy
The pround owner of some COOL pets!!!

5 dogs, Jessie, Jetta, Hope, Joey, and Star, 5 cats, Teddy, Moon, Trinity, Gabe, and Hairy, 5 turtles, Rosie, Jo-Jo, Mrs. Potts, Snickerdoodle, and Pluto, 2 rabbits, Bun and Blue (gonna be more!), 1 squrill, Bucky, 1 Beta fish, George, 2 horses, C.J. and Cheyenne. That-the-the-tha-that\'s all folks!

By the way, how do you get pics and animations onto this signature thing?

reptileman · Level 4 Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1174

I must have. well, no need for me to ask anymore I know now! Wink

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Trailrider · Level 4 Joined: 28 Aug 2004 Posts: 865

Why do you know?

-Kim
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-Kimmy
The pround owner of some COOL pets!!!

5 dogs, Jessie, Jetta, Hope, Joey, and Star, 5 cats, Teddy, Moon, Trinity, Gabe, and Hairy, 5 turtles, Rosie, Jo-Jo, Mrs. Potts, Snickerdoodle, and Pluto, 2 rabbits, Bun and Blue (gonna be more!), 1 squrill, Bucky, 1 Beta fish, George, 2 horses, C.J. and Cheyenne. That-the-the-tha-that\'s all folks!

By the way, how do you get pics and animations onto this signature thing?

reptileman · Level 4 Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1174

mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa!
I\'m such a devil! I read what you typed on how old are you I\'m sorry if this is insulting! you typed (I hope reptileman doesn\'t read this) and that lit a flame in my eyes!
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Trailrider · Level 4 Joined: 28 Aug 2004 Posts: 865

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-Kimmy
The pround owner of some COOL pets!!!

5 dogs, Jessie, Jetta, Hope, Joey, and Star, 5 cats, Teddy, Moon, Trinity, Gabe, and Hairy, 5 turtles, Rosie, Jo-Jo, Mrs. Potts, Snickerdoodle, and Pluto, 2 rabbits, Bun and Blue (gonna be more!), 1 squrill, Bucky, 1 Beta fish, George, 2 horses, C.J. and Cheyenne. That-the-the-tha-that\'s all folks!

By the way, how do you get pics and animations onto this signature thing?

reptileman · Level 4 Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1174

yep I\'m holding the torch now!
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Trailrider · Level 4 Joined: 28 Aug 2004 Posts: 865

lol, oh, you really scare me!!!
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-Kimmy
The pround owner of some COOL pets!!!

5 dogs, Jessie, Jetta, Hope, Joey, and Star, 5 cats, Teddy, Moon, Trinity, Gabe, and Hairy, 5 turtles, Rosie, Jo-Jo, Mrs. Potts, Snickerdoodle, and Pluto, 2 rabbits, Bun and Blue (gonna be more!), 1 squrill, Bucky, 1 Beta fish, George, 2 horses, C.J. and Cheyenne. That-the-the-tha-that\'s all folks!

By the way, how do you get pics and animations onto this signature thing?

reptileman · Level 4 Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1174

very funny!
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Trailrider · Level 4 Joined: 28 Aug 2004 Posts: 865

Okay, lets chat about something more interresting now. This is REALLY boring!

-Kim
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-Kimmy
The pround owner of some COOL pets!!!

5 dogs, Jessie, Jetta, Hope, Joey, and Star, 5 cats, Teddy, Moon, Trinity, Gabe, and Hairy, 5 turtles, Rosie, Jo-Jo, Mrs. Potts, Snickerdoodle, and Pluto, 2 rabbits, Bun and Blue (gonna be more!), 1 squrill, Bucky, 1 Beta fish, George, 2 horses, C.J. and Cheyenne. That-the-the-tha-that\'s all folks!

By the way, how do you get pics and animations onto this signature thing?

reptileman · Level 4 Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1174

ok here\'s another joke:
there\'s this little girl, she\'s in sunday school and she\'s asleep the teacher asks her, \"whose our lord and savior?\" she didn\'t wake up so, johnny, a little boy sitting behind her took a pin and poked her in the butt, and she said \"god almighty!!!!!!\" the teacher said \"very good\" and the little girl went back to sleep. later, the teacher asked the little girl, \"who created the heavens and the universe?\" she didn\'t wake up, so again johnny poked her in the butt. she jumped up and shouted \"jesus christ!!!\" the teacher said \"very good!\" and the little girl went back to sleep. then the teacher asked the little girl \"what did eve say to adam after their 23rd child?\" johny poked her and once again she jumped up and this time she said \"you stick that thing in me one more time and I\'ll break it in half!!\" the teacher fainted.
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Trailrider · Level 4 Joined: 28 Aug 2004 Posts: 865

lol, not. I don\'t like your taste.

-Kim
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-Kimmy
The pround owner of some COOL pets!!!

5 dogs, Jessie, Jetta, Hope, Joey, and Star, 5 cats, Teddy, Moon, Trinity, Gabe, and Hairy, 5 turtles, Rosie, Jo-Jo, Mrs. Potts, Snickerdoodle, and Pluto, 2 rabbits, Bun and Blue (gonna be more!), 1 squrill, Bucky, 1 Beta fish, George, 2 horses, C.J. and Cheyenne. That-the-the-tha-that\'s all folks!

By the way, how do you get pics and animations onto this signature thing?